Honey Bees are an animal most of us learn about very early on, one way or another. In Summer, many people step on Honey Bees and get stung while walking barefoot on a lawn. But these honey bees can make you laugh out loud when you draw jokes upon them. So just for you here are some best bee jokes —. Q: What did the bee say to the other bee when they landed on the same flower?

Astronomy Jokes



The Best Stupid Mars Jokes of the Space Age | Time
Nasa released evidence of water on the red planet, raising the odds of finding extraterrestrial life, and Earthlings took to Twitter to celebrate. Nasa announced on Monday that researchers have found flowing water on Mars, raising the odds of finding life on the planet. On the internet, this impressive discovery was celebrated with due gravity — or indeed a lack of it. Among other things, the news prompted the internet to offer a picture of a glass of water sitting on top of a Mars bar. OMG Water on Mars confirmed pic. A similar image can be seen here, on a message board in a post dated 17 February ; and here, on a website for molecular modeling software. Be careful with that water, Mars, or before you know it you'll be taking 3-minute showers and there won't be any more almonds.


NASA Ponders Death, Sex On Mars Mission
Imagine the following scenario. The first batch of Martian colonists has settled on Mars. There are only ten of them currently residing on the Red Planet, both men and women, living together in a confined station only a few meters across.



From a cannonball to a jelly doughnut and Pac-Man, entertaining images from Mars amuse scientists and excite conspiracy theorists and alien fans. Humans love a good space story. That's why it's so much fun to speculate about unusual objects seen in images of Mars.